1. Why did Ashlee Simpson lip sync on SNL?
2. And then why did she do this weird dance??
4. Why couldn't I be as cool and as pretty as the Olsen twins?
6. Why did LC turn Paris down?
We know it’s because she moved in with Jason that summer, but COME ON.
7. How did Heidi get this far in life?
8. How did Audrina get on The Hills? Why did she date Justin Bobby and is that her natural hair color?
9. Seriously with all these crazies on The Hills, why couldn't I have been on The Hills?
I would have been so great…
10. Did Jessica really not know she was eating tuna?
I MEAN, REALLY.
11. Why wasn't Jesse McCartney my boyfriend?
13. But then sometimes pick LC?
Would Stephen have picked ME if I lived in Laguna??
20. Were Paris and Nicole really THAT dumb?